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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a sheep with no legs?","punchline":"A cloud.","id":215}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}

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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}

{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}