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St Tanwg's Church, Llandanwg, also known as \"the church in the sand\", is an early medieval church dedicated to St Tanwg in the village of Llandanwg, Gwynedd, Wales. The church is a Grade I listed building.

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Count Sebastiano de Montecuccoli, also spelt Montecucoli or Montecuculli was an Italian nobleman in the service of Francis I of France, executed for allegedly having poisoned the King's eldest son.

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