{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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I Scream is an EP by Some Velvet Sidewalk, released in 1993.
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