{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}