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\"Playmate to Jesus\" is a song by Danish-Norwegian pop band Aqua from their third studio album, Megalomania. The song, which was released in 2011, is about universal love and \"what goes around comes around\". Despite the song's positive critical reaction, it only charted in Denmark, becoming the group's second lowest-charting single. The music video, directed by Michael Sauer Christensen and filmed in Lyngby, Denmark, premiered on 22 September 2011.
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Avon Buses was a bus operator based in Prenton providing services in Merseyside and Cheshire, England.
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